Cubicle Nookie

Tired of routinary rumble on the sheets? Try the hardwood of your office desk.

With a macho sweep of your arm, clear your work shrine of all undesirable office stuff and sit your lady love on it atop a couple of fluffy pillows, facing you with legs splayed.

Your place would be on your swivel chair with your lips in line with hers (if you get the drift).

While you're busy, she could help out some more and slip her toes down to your thighs and give you a nice massage.

Contact of all parts involved would probably free your mind of any other concerns - like the boss walking in.