The Back View

There's no one more willing and daring in bed than a chick who's had a bottle too many of the hard stuff. Unfortunately, a spray of the same stuff could exit out of said chick at a most inopportune time. This, though, could still prove to be a win-win situation for you.

Lie flat on your back and let her sit on you (and you know where exactly) facing your feet. You could even coax her into bending over while humping to lick your toes, if you're into that kind of thing.

And while she's doing that, let your fingers lose on her cute bouncing behind. That way, when she feels that urge to suddenly empty her alcohol-drenched dinner, your body will be safe from the fountain.